Trader Joe’s Cutie
To the girl with the most gorgeous, teal eyes I’ve ever seen! U told me I was pretty while bagging my groceries at Cap Hill. Can we be best friends?
Cutie Near Cal weds 5/20
You in Gym clothes, me in my uniform. We crossed paths @ Howell/11th Ave next to Cal. You said hi, I mouthed it back. You lingered in my thoughts. hmu
Smiles at the Park
5/20 Walking around opposite ways Maple Leaf Park loop. You beautiful blonde woman with the loveliest smile each time. Me man in goofy hat. Coffee?
My coworker knows you as tall Temu Pedro pascal
I saw u at the baba yaga art walk after party in February but haven’t seen you since. Please let me buy you a better beer than a Rainer next art walk
Your dog likes me
At the sculpture park, I bent down to greet one your fur babies. You said, “She usually doesn’t like guys”. Do you remember what I replied?
Subaru Angel at PCC rescued me and my toddler!
I’d left my wallet home like a moron & was stuck trying to exit pcc. You lent me your credit card & wouldn’t accept Venmo back. You’re our hero.
Handsome Haiku Writer
You’re so totally
beautiful. I’d like to write
one hundred haikus.
Or bike one hundred
miles and only complain
once. Kiss me, pretty please?
