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4/20 BLAZE IT: Today is one of those magical fake holidays like Pi Day (March 14), except for weed! Weed! Our friends at EverOut already compiled a big ole list of where the potheads will party this fine 20th of April. Hit up Carnival 420 in Georgetown or “Inhalen,” a cleverly named tribute to Van Halen at Growler Guys. Catch Cucci Binaca’s 4/20 dragstravaganza later tonight and end the night with an edible of choice to soothe you to sleep.

As a non-weed-smoker (I know, I’m a boring nerd with a family history of schizophrenia that creeps up when