Strap in (or on) for a wild ride folks, because this is the April Fool’s Day show. We asked you to send in fake calls and you came through in a big way. It’s Savage’s challenge to spot the phonies.

A woman wonders how to help her friend dispose of his unwanted sex doll. Can he just take it to the dump?

A man and his wife got Fitbits. But now, when they have sex, they both immediately check them to see how they did from a fitness perspective!

Some kinks explored on this show: globes, bones, animals, talking peeholes, nudism, mullets and

The proposed public developer would build housing for people earning up to 120% of Seattle’s Area Median Income. ah_fotobox / GETTY

On Monday afternoon, House Our Neighbors! (HON) filed a ballot initiative to establish a public developer that would one day build, acquire, own, and manage social housing in Seattle.

“If we truly want to stop the pipeline into homelessness and meet people’s housing needs at scale, we need to adopt the strategy of a public developer to build housing that’s tailored as a human right and not as a profit motive,” said Tiffany McCoy, advocacy director at Real Change and co-chair of House Our Neighbors!

We filed an

There are plenty of ways to honor the past, and not all of them require the indefinite preservation of crumbling buildings — sometimes it’s enough to simply bask in the knowledge of what once was (for example: This in-depth piece The Stranger ran in 2001). For fans of old stuff, the Washington Trust for Historic Preservation will host a fun online lecture this Thursday about Seattle’s theatrical heritage, dating back more than a hundred years to a time when our town rivaled New York for live entertainment. Only a handful of the old theaters are left, but that’s fine; progress and history can comfortably

Will today do a better sunset than yesterday? Charles Mudede

What are we going to do about all of this lawlessness on I-5? Our liberal politicians, it seems, are just too soft when it comes to the criminals who rule this freeway almost every day of the week. KIRO 7 now reports that just yesterday a “driver was shot in his leg while driving on Interstate 5 near the West Seattle freeway.” The victim claims that some person in another car pulled out a their heat and popped him “while driving northbound on I-5 near the West Seattle freeway.” Local businesses have had it up to here with this violence.