Apply this same energy to canceling student debt please and thank you. JOSHUA LOTT/GETTY IMAGES

Biden the Coward extends student loan pause through August 31: This is the third time the Biden administration has pushed back the payment restart date, which was set to expire May 1 this time around. Why he doesn’t just straight up cancel all federal student loans is beyond me—I mean, has he seen the price of literally everything right now? And by moving the date to September, it’s sure to become an even bigger topic ahead of midterms in November. Debt isn’t real! Fuck student loans ’til I die!

Speaking of the cost of living: