Suzette Smith, an editor at The Stranger‘s sister paper The Portland Mercury, contributed a few blurbs to this round-up. Smith, it should be noted, is not Stranger editor Rich Smith’s sister. Work fam, yes. Blood fam, no.

Russell’s Bellevue mansion is up for grabs. PHOTO BY TIM WARNER/GETTY IMAGES

Did it just snow for you? It just snowed for me. It snowed for Bryan, too.

Snowing in Tacoma. pic.twitter.com/3UXIkdGhzu
— Saint Bryan (@saintbryan) April 12, 2022

Local meteorologists have confirmed that, yes, snow happened.

It’s much worse in Portland.

We bid goodnight to an unparalleled scratchy voice and charmingly cranky comedic spirit. Gilbert Gottfried—who probably never imagined his Disney’s Aladdin parrot