Name: Escalators.
Age: 127.
Appearance: Efficient, but not efficient enough.
I’m glad this subject has come up. I have some very strong feelings about escalators. Oh, you’re one of those.
One of what, exactly? One of those people who likes to walk up and down escalators, barking at people to stick to the right-hand side.
Yes! Rules are rules. Clear a path for me, sedentary tourists! Now, what if I told you that your entire thesis was incorrect?
Pardon? What if I told you that everyone would reach their destination quicker if people like you just chilled out and stood still?
Well, I’m sure I’d tut very loudly at you. Tell that to the people of
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