Saturday, October 22, 2022

Anonymous

I, Anonymous: No Talking! Only Listening!

Hey, show-talkers… please shut the fuck up! We've waited a long time to see live music regularly again. I recently went to see Vanishing Twin at the Clock Out Lounge, who traveled from the UK, and was supposed...

I, Anonymous: Enough with 50 Shades of Gray

Dear Seattle, It seems we have taken this 50 Shades of Gray thing a bit too far. Everywhere around me, every single new condo built or repainted in this last building boom is...

I, Anonymous: I'm Sick of Your Bicycling Bullshit

This is to all the asshole bicyclists who insist on riding on walking trails in our parks and natural areas. Y'all are some of the most entitled folks I've ever met. Almost every...

Counterpoint: Some Parks Are JUST for Pets

Yesterday, we ran an I, Anonymous titled "Some Parks Aren't for Pets." Today, a rebuttal. Some parks aren't for pets. That's pretty understandable, and I myself have been frustrated with other dog owners who...

I, Anonymous: Some Parks Aren't for Pets

Stop using playgrounds as off-leash dog parks! Please! I'm specifically talking to all the people at TT Minor Playfield. This small grassy area is the only outdoor space available for the teenage refugee and...

I, Anonymous: Don't Make Me Turn off the Internet

This is directed at everyone in my apartment building. I thought this was a regular apartment building when I first moved here but there's something clearly weird going on here. I've tried not to...

I, Anonymous: SHUT UP About the Big One!

I grew up on the East Coast and moved to Seattle in 2019. It wasn't until I finally started making friends here in 2021 (thanks Covid & Seattle Freeze!) that I learned about...

I, Anonymous: If I Could Turn Back Time…

I left Seattle 12 years ago but I recently moved back. I had to wait until COVID-19 was under control to start going back out to the gay bars. And these GAY BARS... What...

I, Anonymous: There's a Stake in Your Heart

Yes, I saw you sneaking around the tent when you knew its occupant would be out working. I’ve watched him take care of that tiny Belltown empty lot for weeks without problems. Since you...

I, Anonymous: Give Teens a Chance!

Why have we not lowered the voting age to 16?! They can work. Their labor is taxed, but they have no say in how the pricks in DC spend their money. They drive...

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